if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
I just want to go home and watch Call the Midwife.
I tried to look up guides to moving to Pennsylvania for Jesse’s sister and her family.
I need to pee but its too cold to pee
and its sequel: the cold makes me need to pee even though I dont really need to
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob
not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes
just one boob
all by its lonesome
a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void
HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT
…i have that ornament.