May 2012
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me: THIS DAY SUCKS
Jesse: I'm sorry lover.
me: its just so long and ive been entering contract ALL DAY
literally
Jesse: ouch
Jesse: doing the same thing for 8 hours straight is pretty awful... unless it is DIABLO!!!
me: YES
I have 23 new contracts done
12 of which i have made edits to
and 14 edits to older contracts
for a total of 49
in addition to emails, phone calls and [supervising/helping the] student [caterers]
Jesse: damn girl
me: but i set her up to not succeed*
oh
and all the billing i did this morning
also i peed 2x
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*my boss has told me that I set her up "to not succeed"
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thelordofthebutts:
my butt is ripe for the touching
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ALL MY TIME OFF WAS APPROVED
AHHH
AHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Grammas house here i come!
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me: *goes to see avengers*
me: that film
me: I liked it
me: *throws wallet at ticket vendor*
me: ANOTHER!
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astrobit:
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
literal reoccurring nightmare.
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Murder is a strange thing...
burl:
Even when you only know them cursorily it has a tenancy to wreck your shit.
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I promise to plant kisses like seeds on your body, so in time you can grow to...
– Tyler Knott Gregson (via thelittlestharlequin)
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well known fact: my cat likes to chew on plastic
unknown fact: sometimes he digests it and then you have to literally pull it out of his asshole when it gets stuck because it is 3’ long and no matter how hard you try, and how long you poop, it wont come out, and then youre dragging shit-covered plastic wrap around the brand new house and sitting on all the clean laundry because you’re a fucking cat.
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i just want to cry
sometimes i love this place
but a lot of the time I hate it
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The Move
went incredibly well. We got everything* moved over by 4pm (at which point we took lunch!), and the house is set up in a mostly livable configuration.
My legs and ass and arms are a little angry today from carrying things up a bunch of stairs all day, but in a good and content way.
The living room is still a little tight, with all the chairs push against one wall, but the major pieces are in...
Rent paid.
Keys acquired.
its ours!
sawyourexboyfriend:
I saw your ex boyfriend with his new girlfriend. He’s still got those sad eyes and skin problems. I know you though you could help him, but I think we both know now that you’re better off.
At least, your pillowcases are.
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YOU GUYS
I AM MOVING TODAY AHHHHHH
"It will get better. It always does somehow. "
I really miss my mom. She always knows just what to say when I need it, but knowing what to say and big hugs are different things.
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April 2012
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sweet old hippy who made my latte this morning made a peace sign on top.
nice way to start the day.
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i have literally stopped caring about anything that doesnt make me angry today
you dont allow me rage, i dont care about you
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You saw who? Wait what?
sawyourexboyfriend:
This is a horribly wonderful game you play with your friends.
Say you’re driving. You see an amazing specimen of a man hauling ass on his rascal. How sad to experience this on your own.
But wait!
You decide to text your best friend and say “hey just saw your ex-boyfriend riding his rascal down Main St. He’s looking super fit. I know you miss him still. You should have...
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I have the best friends
EXAMPLE ONE
Nate: eh
got hit by a car yesterday
me: WHAT
what
WHAT
Nate: eh
me: you ok?
Nate: little wrist fracture and missing skin, but ok
bike worse.
me: nathan!
shit!
Nate: bitch please, it's my job
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EXAMPLE TWO
Meghan: the ex boyfriend game is the best
I just did it to [redacted] the other day when we were walking towards each other while on the phone and this crazy looking homeless guy rode by on his bike
me: omg
Meghan: I was like OMG [REDACTED] DID YOU SEE HIM
I AM SO SORRY
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EXAMPLE THREE
me: i stabbed my hand with a screwdriver and it hurts and im paranoid about tetanus
Kelly: was it rusty?
me: kind of
Kelly: sweeeet
...
Kelly: it's amazing
it's stuff like that that makes me giggle in a computer lab full of people
(now)
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EXAMPLE FOUR
me: just got an email from ASPCA titled "Because Pet Parents are Moms, Too"
Jesse: Congratulations! It's an Ichabod!
me: hahaha
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Jesse: I think [Redacted] sent me an e-mail by mistake this morning
nothing juicy or anything, but still kinda funny
me: hahah
did you tell him?
Jesse: yeah
but it means that if you need the music cue sheet for [the movie he just produced/directed] just let me know and I can get it to you.
me: hahahah
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